suck my hypothetical dick

A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.

They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.

Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!

Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*

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*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!

by PhillyDog37 July 27, 2015

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Dick Sucking Bangs (DSBs)

Bangs cut across the brow to enable optimal dick suckage with minimal bang interference.

Dayumn girl you got some fresh new Dick Sucking Bangs (DSBs)

by Chance08 January 17, 2011

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Suck a nigga dick or sumin

Giving a man the best time of his life. Sucking his penis with your mouth

Hey Girl Suck a nigga dick or sumin

by Twon Riles February 22, 2018

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sucking my emotional dick

a humorous and slightly sarcastic expression used to denote that you are aware that a person is kissing your ass as evidenced by his/her:

1) appealing to your emotional state, sentiments, or better opinion
2) massaging your ego
3) brown nosing
4) currying your favor *see to curry favor
5) stimulating your emotional penis

variations: to suck emotional dick; sucking emotional dick; sucking my emotional dick

person#1: "Everything wonderful in my life is because of you."

person #2: "Are you just sucking my emotional dick right now or what?"

by mannhole April 27, 2010

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