Student

What unemployed females who are still bottomfeeding off of their parents put as their “Job Title” on their dating profile because it sounds better than saying “unemployed”

Job Title: Student at Student

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2022

The Student Room

A place for cunt cookies to hang out and get to know each other, and discuss stupid issues that obviously need a GPs view instead of some teenage brat.
Also a place where REP is giving out by clicking a thumbs up or a thumbs down and leaving a comment like, "I like pizza"

Two examples from the student room

1. Hey Cerulean, a/s/l? lets meet up? ahahhahahahahah lololool lmao :) :):):)

2. "My penis is falling off, is this normal? should i see a doctor?"

by Wellerism October 13, 2008

BTEC ICT student

Looked down upon in society, especailly by those in the 'Tansey' clan, a typical BTEC class is filled with A level rejects, alcoholics, chain smokers and wierdo's. Such an environment is extremely loud and it's more than a miricle that any level of productivity is achieved.

A normal BTEC student is unmotivated, avoids work where ever possible, lacks cash, enjoys playing cards during dinner breaks and spends many hours in 'the refectory'

A level student - 'Oi, BTEC, do a real course you loser'

BTEC ICT student - 'Get fucked you horrible geek'

by gM_eats_jelly February 4, 2009

student

a slacker who cant be fucked going to classes regularly nor getting a full time job

A: "Shouldn't you be at work?"
B: "No, I'm a student."
A: "Shouldn't you be at school then?"
B: "I don't think you heard me, I'm a student."

by sunnnny March 24, 2004

Student of the Month of the Year

The title given to a person who is so awesome and stupid, they call themselves their school's Student of the Month of the Year.

Hey, did you hear that idiot got Student of the Month of the Year?
Yeah, what a hoser. You'd think he'd know the name of his own fucking award.

by TheSOTMOTY June 6, 2011

studler

Some one who thinks He's a stud but is infact a total asswhole. He thinks he has friends and hosts parties but in fact nobody really likes him.

Yo there's a party tonight at Studler's
Studler Is such an ass but I think I'll go anyway.

by crapintosh January 18, 2006

Studering

verb: studered, studering.

To try and study, but to keep going over the same line or same couple of lines over and over again going 'what the hell?'

Bob: Damn, I've been studering all evening, and I'm still nowhere. I'm never going to get ready before the exams.

by Helena Lucina December 8, 2009