Stress

Any woman (Girlfriends)

Boyfriend: Can you please tell me what's wrong?

Girlfriend: No. I'm okay.

Boyfriend: *Clearly sees she be goin through some shit*

Also Boyfriend: *STRESSED*

Girlfriend: *Wondering why her boyfriend looks STRESSED*

Boyfriend: Don't look at me like that.

Girlfriend: Am I stressing you out?

Boyfriend: *Blank stare* Are you blonde?

by SageOfDemons May 25, 2024

stress

Shit to remember every single second

I have been under stress lately bae don't have time to text you

by George Guru February 25, 2016

Stress

Physical or mental tension 24/7

Sabrina has a lot of stress 24/7

by Sab O March 16, 2022

Stress

The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately needs it

Sometimes my AP literature teacher stresses me out.

by Tall Fella January 09, 2022

Stress

2 essays for 20% each and 2 tests for 30%. Your first paper is due Thursday

“Yo, Ethan is so fucking stressed.”

“Isn’t he taking AMH2020? That class is stressful.”
“Can he even keep good grades, good social life, and a reasonable amount of sleep?”
“Haha, nope.”

by GoodOleKnag October 31, 2017

plan stressed

making too many plans for one time, where you then need to decide what you are actually going to do. in fear of making the wrong decision, or hurting someone's feelings, you stress over what to do, thus making you plan stressed.

Man, I'm supposed to go to three different parties on Friday, I'm totally plan stressed.

by ChelBro August 05, 2007

stress squirts

Diarrhea caused by being under a large amount of stress.

I hate preparing for a job interview. It makes me so nervous, I get the stress squirts

by Pyrus Pandora September 30, 2019