Page Stretch

Something you do to people's myspaces...

PAGE STRETCH!!
lolololololololololololol
Of course when I do it it's longer...

by sdgsd January 16, 2008

7th Inning Stretch

A part of the bases system- it requires a male and female either naked or partially naked sexually wrestling each other. The winner is the more dominant of the two.

"Dude! I got to the 7th inning stretch with Lizzy! I almost ejaculated!"

by MLIAveragejoe November 8, 2009

stretching

another word or slang, for sex.

"hay, i had fun stretching"

"seline you wana stretch again"

by ELO.bX) July 13, 2009

Stretched

adj. An extension of the back wheel on motorcycles, mostly street bikes and drag bikes. Prevents unwanted wheelies (read: death) while accelerating.

It also adds a menacing appeal to the bike.

Dude, that stretched and slammed 'Busa raped the Gixxer over there.

by BossE86 May 10, 2009

stretchnuts

Usually used as an insult, it basically means someone that can stretch his scrotum very far off his person.

Logan is such a fuckin stretchnuts

omg yeah so is frank, its like a gay fetish

by goatmaniso January 4, 2008

Stretch Marks

Let's just say when I give you stretch marks, it has nothing to do with pregnancy... or your stomach ;)

Dirty girl I wanna give you some stretch marks

by DirtyBoy654 February 10, 2010

stretchgasm

a feeling of utter bliss that happens when you're lying on your floor after doing something particularly exerting, when all your muscles relax and you could just pass out right there. similar to a bedgasm, but on the floor. sometimes called floorgasm

girl: "uhngggg...."
guy: "hey, you okay?"
girl: "yeah i'm fine, i'm just having a stretchgasm, don't mind me."

by Dusk. December 24, 2009