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Stan Marsh

Character on South Park. Also known as Stan Darsh.
Stan Marsh? More like Stan Darsh! Darrrrrsh!

Oh, Darsh, you want a rematch? You're even stupider than I thought! Darrrrrrrrrrsh!
by J-Smoove June 11, 2006
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School staff prostitute

A woman on the staff of a school that guys at the school and male teachers can buy sex from. Most often an unoffical position but there is a movement inderway to make it an offical job. There are said to school staff prostitutes in some places in Europe.
by The Fury 13 January 23, 2011
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Stamford

Stamford is a beautiful city in connecticut, about 25 minutes from New York. Like every town or city it has its rich people, middle class, and poor. However, the most people here are generally well off. There are many nice parts of Stamford, and some bad parts further down. You can pretty much do anything, like shop, go to the movies, hike, and more. Guys and Girls seem to have a more prepped-out style and wear many different brands of clothing like Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, J. Crew, Abercrombie, Hollister, and more. The two main public high schools are Stamford High and Westhill. Both are good public schools and have made top lists. You will find many different types of people here from preppy to skaters.
ex. Stamford is a nice hard working city
by preppster. May 30, 2009
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Stamford, CT

Stamford is overrated. Yeah, low crime and all, but there's no affordable housing for sale, traffic is horrendous, Metro-North fees keep going up, public school kids are stupid, downtown is a concrete jungle... I do love the beaches - you can sit down on the sand, close your eyes and listen to the Hondurans playing their Spanish music. Almost feels like you're in the Caribbean. Then take a swim, read a book and start the journey home, still smelling the salt air as you cruise down Shippan Avenue. Man, you was wrong. Stamford's the shit! You've got the mall, the library, the new Target and low crime! And diversity! And the library has a Starbucks. I'm sold.
Q: "So, where are you from?"
A: "I'm from Stamford."
Q: "So what's it like living in California?"
A: "No you fucknut. I said Stamford, not University of Beijing at Palo Alto."
Q: "I don't get it."
by Nutmegger April 1, 2005
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THHS staff

People who just might be related to Nazis, if not the reincarnation of each and everyone one of them.

If it weren't for these terrible people, Trabuco Hills High School would be a much happier, more productive learning environment.

Most ride golf carts, have an obvious God-complex, and get some sort of sexual thrill from torturing the children they've been given power over.

But, most of all, their favorite form of torture is putting these children though verbal abuse for "crimes", never spoken of until the day the staff claimed they were commited.

A word to the wise: You are no longer allowed to leave the THHS locker rooms after PE class until the bell rings, even if you're fully dressed. You will be punished without a previous warning.
I'm sorry, my friend. I wanted to hang out with you, but the THHS staff were busy beating me with chains for talking on the phone with my mother, who was delivering me news of my grandmother's death.
by Jackson Twenty May 16, 2008
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Staff Ass

Short for Staff Assistant. Staff Ass is a Washington insider term to refer to the young, hot, female, low level employees that are commonplace in the offices of most male members of Congress. Staff Ass are often looking to climb the career ladder in politics, and therefor easy scores for higher ranking Congressional staffers.

The term first came to prominence when used by the notorious Washingtonienne.
Dude, I want to slam the new Staff Ass in Senator Voinovich's office! She is fucking smoking!
by Venizuela October 24, 2009
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STAFU

To shut the actual f*** up
Jorge stafu
by LolHoper164 December 26, 2019
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