Fire Squats

The burning sensation you feel in your anus after you eat spicy foods.

I ate a habanero yesterday. I had the fire squats like crazy.

by Bananadiles January 10, 2012

Picture Squat

The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.

This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.

“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”

“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”

“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”

“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”

by anonymous January 26, 2023

Twat Squat

Putting a lift on the front of a truck and lowering the back damn near the ground..then strutting around like it's something to be proud of.

Ya'll look at Johnny doing the Twat Squat..Boy stand your ass up and act like a man..only girls sit down to pee🤣😂

by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023

Rap Squat

When you squat down in a photo and try to look hard like your posing for a rap album

crossed arms
Praying hands

Menacing stare

Nice drop crotch shorts Chad. We going to do rap squats on this photo? Throwing up the Wu

by Rap squat November 13, 2020

broly squat

an extremely difficult squat with the knees spread apart and ass sticking out. The person must be naked

Have you seen Eric's broly squat? It's so gay.

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th January 8, 2021

wap squat

Female version of the "tea bag"

She really wap squatted her own father?

by anonymous April 18, 2021

Gynie Squats

When a dog lays, belly down with their legs out and spread eagle, so their genitalia is squished on the floor.

“Look at my cute little pup over there, basking in the sun, legs out, doing the GYNIE SQUATS.”

by Johnny Evangelista September 28, 2022