C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)

Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!

by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven

Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine

by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018

Spiking

A male at the peak of his sexuality, I.E. verility.

Wow, that guy is sure spiking!

by Joe Bellestrari October 20, 2003

Spanking

Awsome or good

"How is your day going?"
"Spanking Fam!"

by RealMeaningsBroo July 25, 2018

Spinning hiroshima porpoise

a sex position in which you are standing on a water bed spinning in circles with a japanese partner...also, the water bed must have a dorsal fin.

Katie: I tried the spinning hiroshima porpoise last night.

Ben: and.. how was it?
Katie: AMAZING.

by britsonthebrain August 26, 2009

prinking

Short for "pre-noon drinking" or getting drunk before noon.

Woke up early so I could start prinking before the day got too stressful.

by mebemunky November 7, 2014

merry-go-round spanking

The classic spanking while held by one had and running in circles.

I saw a kid getting a "merry-go-round spanking" on the side of the road.

by Lester Bone December 16, 2011