Spluezz

when you pull out your dick from your pants and you start simultaneously jizzing all over your mother (while listening to really bad jazz music)

"Hey what did you and mother do when I was gone to pick up my lil bro"
"I was Spluezzing"

by iSuckYU February 12, 2015

splumkin

When one sucks the dick of another whom is taking a shit on the toilet.

I have to poop. Are you up for a splumkin? I know you love sacking cock.

by J.Bethune May 3, 2016

Splurge

To dispense or exude something (generally with a target in mind but not required) in both large quantities and high concentrations done rather quickly, and usually with force, over a very short period of time. Can also be in multiple quick and short successions.

Comes from the Latin word: asplorugem, meaning 'to ejaculate with vivacity'

"I was annoyed since having splurged all my Jobseekers Allowance on cheap prostitutes literally within 48 hours of being paid"

"It might have cost me 2 months' of saved up dole money but she let me splurge down her gutter"

by eyesbrow May 23, 2016

Splunt

It is a blunt but instead of 100% marijuana it is a tobacco and marijuana mixture. Similar to a spliff. This leads to the etymology of the word SPLiff + blUNT = SPLUNT

English is a beautiful thing

Hey man, wanna smoke a Splunt?

by Splunt January 25, 2017

Splurgeparple

When the cum flies everywhere

'I splurgeparpled'

by I love bum February 15, 2017

splunder bunder

Smoking a small joint, whilst Pulling a CAM (Crying and Masturbating)

My buddy's cat died so we all had a splunder bunder sleepover.

by Master Bung Nut February 17, 2017

shpluh

v. (Splsh-uhh) To state something obvious.

Shpluh! Your keys are in your hands. Stop making a big deal about it.

by Demotheses December 25, 2016