split arrow

when a small penis's opening is cut open wider by a razor and a larger penis is placed inside

dude my dad gave me a split arrow last night

by muttafugga June 24, 2016

Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.

'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'

by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018

Banana split

When an object is inserted inside the penis causing it to rupture and split into 2. Subsequently leading to a lot of pain for the male.

Danny: “damn, I heard Angela gave Gary a banana split!”
Luke: “guess I’m not getting and D from gaz this weekend , darn”

by The danster August 17, 2018

split fuck

Split fuck is where some one is just so stupid. You have to split your hate towards the person in half. Before you go ahead and lose your fucking mind.

Doug barrett is such a split fuck

He said some of the stupidest shit I've heard In a long time. What a loser

by Scottyd131313 May 27, 2018

kodiak split

When you blow your load on a gal, and leave without cleaning her off.

Met a girl on tender, she took me home to play hide the chicharrone. I gave her the ol kodiak split.

by Chicken wizard August 8, 2019

Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

Split Ding

To look identical to someone

“He’s the split ding of that guy from Eastenders”

by morganmonaghan January 8, 2018