Alaskan Banana Split

Tie your partner to a Brazilian Banana tree upside down as you proceed to tear open her/his anus with an old hard Banana. You then get monkeys to come to the scene by luring them in with Bananas and have the apes rape the women so she is loosened up the use the razor sharp Banana to penetrate her vagina and proceed to fuck her brains out. Then you squeeze the inside of the Banana into her Vaginal Cavity, and eat out her pussy with Banana and chocolate syrup on it.

Nigger 1: Baby can i give you an Alaskan Banana Split?
Niggers Bitch: you bet babay

by pusspussdestroyer January 21, 2015

hit it and split it

when you hook up and never call him back

yeah so i totally hit it and split it with jason

by fergy! April 20, 2010

licketty split

To perform the act of cunnilingus.

'Get down there, licketty split' (command)

by TheNiceMan July 31, 2006

Split the Whisker

For females, the act of going #1

Right at the point of not, she had to run out to split the whisker

by Pietervdr December 11, 2007

Double Nut Split

When you stick one testacle into a girls ass, and one into their vagina.

"John gave Sally a Double Nut Split, and I dont mean the ice cream"

by T-Money and Joey P January 10, 2007

Split personality texter

During a text messaging conversation, a person who is completely different compared to the same person you were just talking to face to face.

During text:
Person A: "Wow I super hate her"

Person B: "Why?"

Person A: "She's so annoying, I'm never hanging with her again."

During real interaction:

Person A is seen hanging out with "annoying" person

Person B: (Wow, what a split personality texter)

by SJJS August 10, 2010

banana split

Your guy comes over, he give you his banana and you ask him to leave right after.

Honey, come over and give me a banana split, I need to get to work early tomorrow.

by Ber September 7, 2006