range of spikes

A saying which is said when you are faced with one of life’s obstacles!
Me: ugh I really want some ice cream, but I don’t eat dairy anymore

You: I guess that’s just another range of spikes
by Evenifitsnottrue April 07, 2022
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rail-spiked

What happens to you when you get caught wearing someone elses lost jacket at work.
I was headed over to Terminal C for some crepes, when suddenly I got rail-spiked into the ground.
by FujativeOCR December 31, 2019
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women with spikes

a girl who wants you to drain you; a girl who kills in the inside
dang dude you got a women with spikes
by Shawn13 February 10, 2016
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Mashy Spike Plate

Holmes vs Morarty…
Aristotle vs. Mashy Spike Plate!!!
STAY STILL PLEASE..!
by LazyWasTaken February 18, 2024
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Mike Spike

When you and your best bro poke each other in the penis with thumb tacks repeatedly.
Person 1 "My dick is still cut from that Mike Spike last week"
Person 2 "You're welcome"
by Sloppy Seth October 20, 2017
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Spiked Horchata Ice Luge

It’s a snowball, except with a luge. And there’s extra stuff in it.

A woman who is lactating gives a blowjob to a man, while he is squeezing her nipples so the milk runs down her stomach. After he cums in her mouth, she spits it out onto her stomach. Then he laps up everything, going from tits to pussy, and eats her out.
I can’t get enough of that spiked horchata ice luge on my pregnant girlfriend.
by FFislyfe \m/ August 28, 2023
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