speed boner

One who gets a boner at a high speed or from a extreme activity.

The olympic skier caught so much air, he for sure had a speed boner.

The man ran so fast he released he had a raging speed boner.

by speedbonerman1234 January 23, 2009

Speedbump position

Speedbump position

A type of sex position, that's designed to target the g-spot, which involves a person to lay flat on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speedbump', and the person penetrating them would enter from behind them while kneeling, using the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration or straddle them for a less intense angle.

person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we tried out this position called 'Speedbump position' and you should try it."
person 2: "Damn, I wish I could try that position with my S/O. I should tell them that we should try it."

by Shaxdow August 9, 2022

Synchro-speech

To say a word or phrase at the exact same time as another person. Was, in the Dark Ages, identified with a "Jinx! You owe me a Coke!

(watching the the Crocodile hunter)

Lea/Ale: Look, crazy guy!
(bewildered stare)
Lea/Ale: Stop it.
(frightened stare)
Lea/Ale: AHHHHH

(later)
Ale: What a fine example of synchro-speech.

by i_can_haz_nipz_pierced?! February 5, 2009

sisi speech

A bunch of unfinished sentences that use rounds of applause as punctuation

He gave a really sisi speech

by Noms January 3, 2016

pigeon speedball

A mixer of Neurosleep and pre-workout designed for those abstaining from drugs and alcohol.

Get that missionary a pigeon speedball, we will go HAM.

by Dudda121asdfsadf April 11, 2019

high speed dirt

The title refers to what happens to a skydiver when his parachute doesn't deploy: you hit the dirt at very high speed and most likely die.

Oh man, his parachute didn't open. Prepare for some high speed dirt!

by Sunyshine August 24, 2020

Wooden Spoon Speed

Wooden Spoon Speed is the speed at which a child runs at while being persued by said childs enraged parent.

any person can run at wooden spoon speed.

after lil jonny broke the window, he ran at wooden spoon speed to hide under his bed.

by JehovahsWittnessProtectionUnit April 12, 2010