republican special

When she dirty to the point your only solution is to douche her mouth and ass with formaldehyde so you don’t die from the clap gone gangsta mode in 14 seconds while you try to speed knuckle her.

Jeff requires a play thing! This one looks kinda dirty. Give her the Republican special!

Boss, are you sure?!?

Give her one before and for Christ’s sake give her one after god dammit!!

by MasterKof January 13, 2022

Lobster Special

When you and the boys swap smegma.

You know them boys ordering the Lobster Special down there on the farm, right?

by Almond Terror June 21, 2021

The Mackey Special

Leaving a duke (poop, turd, feces, etc) in a urinal.

Description of The Mackey Special:

Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.

by Violent Milk July 6, 2011

baseball special

When a man goes in for a wax.

Could you give me the baseball special?

Excuse me?

The bat, the balls, and the dugout

by Nonofmeleft February 4, 2019

The Simon Special

A secret menu item served at McDonald. It contains two cheeseburgers, two McChickens, a large fry, and a large Coke.

Z: "He is getting The Simon Special, again."

T: "He is so thick!"

Z: "And thick-headed too. He only got a 13 on the ACT."
T: "Really? That is borderline retarded."

by SugaMama420 September 30, 2015

Talia Special

When a man sleeps in the same bed as a woman but does not engage in any intercourse .

Nick pulled the Talia Special with Emma last night. He was pissed they didn’t get to fuck but they both fell asleep right away.

by Jbreen21 May 4, 2022

Special Herbs

The code word used in place of weed.

Mom: Hey, Joey! Is that weed I see growing on your window sill?
Joey: No, ma, I swear! Those are just my special herbs!
Mom: You are a great son, Joey.

by the bæ July 24, 2015