Sparking Plot

fun way to say "parking spot."

Anita: Oh my god, it's so crowded here!

Marisa: Quick, find a sparking plot!

by living_soul12066 February 28, 2009

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No Spark

When a childish woman hasn't got the maturity to communicate her feelings/needs/desires, and expects men to have the "confidence" to mindread those sexual desires she hides from him.

Often used as a defense mechanism by such women who foolishly assume that a man's inaction means his lack of attraction.

Katerina: I told him that I was a Christian conservative, and he actually believed that good girl façade I presented? I'm horny, and he's not man enough to see it.

Susan: He's probably "gay". Dump his loser ass before he gets the chance to dump you!

Katerina: OMG you're so right! I wanted to rip his clothes off. But if he cannot understand that I CLEARLY that my straw was pointed in his general direction when we were out last night, I guess it's just not meant to be. NO SPARK!!!

by BidenCheated May 11, 2022

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Sparks Maths

a fucking nightmare homework app

person: i forgot to weite down the answer
Sparks Maths: fuck you go and do all this again

by big cockonut October 8, 2023

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Spark-a-lark

A spark-a-lark is an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry. It is a cheap, effective way to get drunk while allowing the user to maintain the belief that they are being healthy.

The spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. It can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don't enjoy vodka.

"SIX SPARK-A-LARKS PLEASE!!!!" - yelled at an unsuspecting bartender or waitress

"I forgot I don't like vodka, good thing I got a spark-a-lark"

"I need a drink, but I still need to workout later. Spark-a-larks it is!"

by LordBuns August 30, 2017

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