shredder

Slang for half-tard.

Hey look! Shredder is covered in paper.

by kombat March 9, 2005

Shredded

To totally dominate the scales in scateboarding/snowboarding radness.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see me shred that rail?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro dude you totally shredded that rail"

by Devysaures November 17, 2015

shredding the folds

female masturbation (through hand stimulation, without dildo or other toys).

girl one: "Man, I haven't gotten laid in forever!"
girl two: "Me neither... but I've been shredding the folds a lot, so it's okay."

by Brie33 December 19, 2007

shred the piano

When the piano is played with a passion and emotion that cannot be described by saying that they were purely playing the piano.

Hey man, you gotta see Jack White shred the piano in this youtube vid! He is a god!

by jwhiteshreds June 4, 2010

shredit

A edit or video montage of snowboarder or skateboarders actions destroying urban or domestic terrain on there shred sleds/ ripp sticks. Documenting their gnarness and lifestyle. slideshow style Clips of shredage set to good music. A (shredit) can also be a recorded video of a man peeling off his dickskin like a banana peel because of the amount of shredage he has viewed.

My bro's and I are going up to snowboard colorado this weekend. Im gonna make a sick (shredit)
of us getting fucking pitted in the pow.

by jiveturkey87 March 7, 2014

Shored up

When you get a razor of the sides and a 3 or 4 on top

Hey you sho got Shored up!! Your white walls are back))
Ohhh shored up you gonna get some tonight
Shored up Son the smell good and your girl to the show matinee

by Psodojohn June 13, 2018

gnar shredder

anybody who does anything and does it well or a person who smokes a plethora of marijuana.

Wow! Do you see that guy out there riding the waves?--- Yeah, he's a real gnar shredder. or
He smokes entirely too much kush..--- Oh yeah, he's a textbook gnar shredder.

by sandsdatboy October 18, 2008