semen vacuum

code name for blowjob, your girlfriend or a cover up used during your cousin's fancy black tie reception so you don't offend polite company while informing your bros about what that drunk chick is about to do to your penis in the bathroom.

Dude, that drunk chick totally just gave me a wicked semen vacuum in the bathroom, right before crying about her failed dreams.

by DutchOven2014 January 14, 2014

SEMENT

When you cum in cement, it becomes sement (SEE-MENT

"Bro I lost my cumsock in a vat of wet cement"
"Bro that's sement now"

by I AM JESUS CHRIST MARK 2 February 10, 2019

weaponized semen

Any form of male ejaculate that is tainted by sexually transmitted diseases such as HIV, hepatitis, or the clap.

Jonny: Yo I think Karen is going to hook up with that sketchy looking brother tonight.

Daryl: I hope she doesn't, I think he has a serious case of weaponized semen.

by P-Money315 March 21, 2010

Femboy-Semen

the white creamy milk that comes out of a femboy's dick when they feel enough pleasure

I LOVE FEMBOY-SEMEN IN MY MOUTH!

by mooki101 February 4, 2023

semenefrious tubeaudeal butt noise

The large escape of gas from ones arse.Otherwise known as a fart.

PPPHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR.
WOW mother, that stinks, have you a dead rat up your crack

by bigjeff May 10, 2005

Sement

Semen that has come into contact with water and turns into a cement-like substance.

I came in the shower, but I had a hell of a time washing off the sement after.

by bdfortin September 9, 2010

Semen OD

During the Tribal Ganging banging of the local Sex slaves, a feamle willingly gobbles up the semem of adolesent men causeing her Blood/Semen level to reach a unimaginable amount of 85% which is in essence instead of blood running through her veins the hot thick sticky gooey milky man juice flows through her as swiftly as a river causing her to no longer be able to Taste any kinds of beverages but is given to her by the one-eyed milkman, even that of the strongest alchohal can not be tasted, only the jizzzim from a mans scrotum. This OD makes the female sex slaves no loger human but SEMEN LORDS.

The local sex slave shinaqua SEMEN ODed last night and is now a semen lord.

by Syz3rgY June 12, 2006