Skrape

Forced to Skype someone without a say

Talnt: JAMZ SKYPE ME oR I'lL spread rumors about yoU!

Jamz: /msg appathebison1 TALNT IS SKRAPING ME! SKRAPE !

by jamzlen November 19, 2015

Skype Transmitted Disease

Skype Transmitted Disease or STD

Receiving a virus or a type of malware via skype.

Example: Bob was sent a file from him friend through skype and his friend said "Its so you can get free diamond on Minecraft!"

Oh Dear i think i have an STD (Skype Transmitted Disease)

by Bobhilleh January 21, 2016

skypecocking

When other participants in a video chat are completely unaware that a male on the chat is shirtcocking because of the camera crop.

We were all wondering why the gonzo hacker was so proud of his khaki shirt on our video conference, but when he stood up to answer the door it was revealed that he'd been skypecocking all along.

by yonderway September 6, 2016

Skype slut

the one girl in the Skype who is secretly trying to hook up with every guy in the call

"dude I think Bri likes me"
"nah, shes just a Skype slut"

by DirtDan July 5, 2016

skyaceguy1

A guy who can suck 10 dicks at once

Skyaceguy1 suck to much dick at once

by haloguy2427 June 11, 2016

skaply

When you're naked and you trip and hit someone with your dick.

I was walking at this nudist beach and I tripped and I totally just skaply'd someone.

by basicgodly February 9, 2017

Skapern

Skapern is a wild animal type whom lives in the southern sumerset regions. It is known to have great skill in an art called "modelling" this is an art which is highly respected throughout it's habitat. Skapern's are known to have a heavy breeding spree around spring times, where it's penis can grow to about 70" in length and 10" in diameter. When breeding Skapern's usually go around and do what is called "One night stands" where it goes to several mates, and do what is called "Fuck that pussy til it's jelly" and after nine months a baby Skapern will be given birth to. A female Skapern is hard to look apart from males as they are exactly alike except from their genetalia. They usually prey on wild "noobs" as that is easy to lure and kill them in a trap. Their usualL weapon of choice is an M4 assault rifle, as it is highly accurate compared to damage output. Skaperns have been spotted in cities such as Atlanta as it is highly packed with noobs, especially in the cities. Skaperns like themselves in the southern spots of Sumerset in the wild as it is much "loot" and easy targets such as noobs, or highly nutritious "pros" that aren't quite paying attention. Skapern's mostly hunt alone, but can bring other pack members if needed.

I saw a wild Skapern in my yard yesterday praying on a noob.

by Skapern April 14, 2017