skipping stones

Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one

My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones

by PiManTrips February 28, 2015

sophomore skip day

the 27th of September is national sophomore skip day

bob: hey u going to school tomorrow

joe: nah bro it’s sophomore skip day
bob: oh word!!!!

by Jlopez September 27, 2021

skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.

don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops

by DaddyKinkojou May 20, 2018

skip under a rainbow

Saying that your going to skip under a rainbow means that you are going to KYS

Wyd today
I’m going to skip under a rainbow

by Willysniffer June 14, 2022

Skip under a rainbow

Your going to KYS

Wyd today

I’m going to skip under a rainbow

by Willysniffer June 14, 2022

Vinyl skipped a groove

To forget something that should be obvious. A brain fart.

Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.

by Guess Who?????? September 13, 2014

Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.

"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"

by catastrophecreatorJENI-TALIA🗿 July 20, 2024