sized up

when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.

“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way”

by arf arf arf July 23, 2021

fallout 3 sizes

height

adult:5'10" (147cm)
child:4'10" (178cm)

weight

adult male:165lb (75kg)
adult female:132lb (60kg)
child:88lb (40kg)

And that's their actual fallout 3 sizes.

by wills0 December 27, 2010

plus size princess

Fat women who give themselves a better name to make themselves feel like they didn't just finish that 32 pack of twinkies. See BBW.

Why won't guys ask me out? I hate skinny girls and their salads. I'm a plus size princess!

by spamcan September 09, 2009

The Decently Sized Gay

Someone who is gay, but not gay enough to have the big gay.

Sawyer: I have The Decently Sized Gay, but not The Big Gay
Timmy: And why do I need to know this?

by Your XX chromosome Parent January 28, 2019

Size 8 Lockpick

The act of kicking open a locked door or container with your boot.

I was trying to open the shipping container and realised it was locked. I then applied my Size 8 lockpick to remedy the situation. Job Done!

by Dr.Whitelabcoat May 16, 2010

wrong sized shoe

Referring to messing something up with a funny outcome. Originating form Harry styles singing "it's gotta be you" live on stage and saying "wrong sized shoe" instead of the correct lyrics.

I tried doing a backflip into the pool but ended up doing a wrong sized shoe.

by Larry_stylinson_forever January 18, 2016

equator belt size

{equator belt size) is a visual tool used for the aiding of truly grasping the humugo creature

"How fat was she, that sister replied in a southern gospel accent,"She was SSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FHAT her waist the equator belt size."

by Doorshine January 01, 2008