sized up

when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.

“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way”

by arf arf arf July 23, 2021

fallout 3 sizes

height

adult:5'10" (147cm)
child:4'10" (178cm)

weight

adult male:165lb (75kg)
adult female:132lb (60kg)
child:88lb (40kg)

And that's their actual fallout 3 sizes.

by wills0 December 27, 2010

plus size princess

Fat women who give themselves a better name to make themselves feel like they didn't just finish that 32 pack of twinkies. See BBW.

Why won't guys ask me out? I hate skinny girls and their salads. I'm a plus size princess!

by spamcan September 9, 2009

The Decently Sized Gay

Someone who is gay, but not gay enough to have the big gay.

Sawyer: I have The Decently Sized Gay, but not The Big Gay
Timmy: And why do I need to know this?

by Your XX chromosome Parent January 28, 2019

equator belt size

{equator belt size) is a visual tool used for the aiding of truly grasping the humugo creature

"How fat was she, that sister replied in a southern gospel accent,"She was SSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FHAT her waist the equator belt size."

by Doorshine January 11, 2008

Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller

“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”

by Iamtaller September 21, 2019

bite-size buddy

A friend that you enjoy hanging out with, but only for so long at a time. See also: frenemy

Andrew is a great guy, but I like him more as a bite-size buddy - he's been on our couch for like, four days now.

by _alexey September 27, 2014