A modification of the traditional “2 in the pink, 1 in the stink” shocker, the Mormon Shocker is performed by simultaneously inserting 2 fingers in the stink (usually the pinky and ring fingers), and 1 finger in the pink (usually the index finger). It is a common practice in the Mormon community where anal penetration is a preferred premarital sexual act due their religious obligation of vaginal abstinence which naturally leads to a more sexually evolved anus.
I hooked up with a nice Mormon girl last night who wouldn’t have sex with me because she’s saving herself for marriage, so we settled for sodomy. I couldn’t even fit more than one finger in her virgin vagina so I had to give her the Mormon Shocker and stick one in her pink with two in her stink!
by MChamm3r December 13, 2023
Get the Mormon Shockermug. Obeyshepard mystery holder
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Rideshared panty melter
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Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…
Bullshit plus fish bones
Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck
Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned
Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…
Perpin dick ular mower…
Rideshared panty melter
Ubers people of shelter…
Landing stripped don’t belong
Branded as onlookers zong…
Listenstill waters deeper
My trapper keeper…
Information awnREBAR steel is it tinder?
Living outloud a def Marshall O’fender
Wordplayfooling Eyedea’s return to sender…
Er Me Gerdgeistormed your single-wide trailer
God blessin’ ‘Merica, Grandma loved her a sailOR…
A bogo event at a Wal-Mart of course
So no pop-up stores…
Bullshit plus fish bones
Riding math range all alone…
Trench coat mafia robbed train wreck
Your rebel rifle team defect…
the rainbow rides unicorned
Binary 0 for 1 horned…
Fucked not playfool
Titty Class clowning ‘ol school…
Any taken day
boombox pushy play…
See you late sell mate
Go the hell on 2 wood hate…
Shocker in your wife like a faulty vibrator…Ol’ sparky and living math meet ster hater…I’m different sawzall the roof Cadillac all yall…tickets never made will call…Swandive blackout and dead stall…
by Pushmataha October 26, 2022
Get the Shockermug. (v) when a guy you're about to fuck thinks he's going to get a blow job but instead you wrap a tens unit around his dick, turn it on high and shove the controller up his ass.
Great conversation started for ladies chatting with their friends.
Great conversation started for ladies chatting with their friends.
by DominatrixLady March 12, 2025
Get the The Shockermug. Eg: stirlo had a shocker when his level broke and radio stopped working.
Eg : jd had a shocker when his phone died
Eg : jd had a shocker when his phone died
by Brett marsh October 13, 2017
Get the Shockermug. When you are giving a girl a shocker and she yells, I gotta shit, and blows massive diarrhea all over your chest, face and mouth
by Fyshisback January 29, 2022
Get the Cleveland Shockermug. by LeeRoyfromDeeTroit May 18, 2020
Get the shockermug. It's when you take a glass of ice water, stick your hand it in covertly and then once it's nice and cold, stick two fingers up your girlfriends ass and one up her vagina. This can be done as a surprise or on purpose.
Oh my God, my boyfriend pulled the polar shocker on me last night! It felt soooo good in this heat wave.
by hardlyaware July 20, 2011
Get the Polar Shockermug.