Phantom Shitter

The phantom shitter is an elusive college student who doesn't give a fuck about the other residents of his hall and takes a massive shit and doesn't find it necessary to flush that shit down the toilet.

"Guys, I walked into the bathroom and somebody didn't flush."

"We've got a phantom shitter on our hands."

by Hail Dale September 1, 2013

Shitter Spitter

American for bidet.

Hey Cletus? Why are you trying to be all fancy with that shitter spitter?

by AZDirtySanchez May 18, 2021

shitter goblin

a female buttocks
an ass that a girl has
it can be classified as good or bad

Mike: Yoo does she have a nice shitter goblin?
Bill: Yeah man, it's real nice.
Mike: Does she shit out of that thing everyday?
Bill: Yeah, but its still hot.
Mike: Solid

by JBreezy gets bitchez November 13, 2011

Twitter-Shitter

Referring to someone who daily goes on Twitter and fills it up with nothing but bullshit.

Man, Trump is such a Twitter-Shitter.

by Friendly Bryan August 3, 2020

Chat shitter

A street shitter in a chat

That chat shitter was shitting in the chat like it's the street.

by Placid Pike April 25, 2019

Shitter's Dilemma

Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a public bathroom and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an existential crisis known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C.
In practical usage since the time of Shakespeare it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.

My kids really needed food but I wanted the new Xbox, it was a real shitter's dilemma.

"To wipe, or not to wipe? That is the Shitter's Dilemma—Whether 'tis better to wipe my filthy asshole with this, Or to take an ass full of foul debris for a fortnight long." --Hamwallet Act 3, Scene 1

by sgt. roy batty December 17, 2021

Shitter Narnia

Three porta-shitters (or more) in a row, at a large gathering, with no line for any shitters.

Running Hood to Coast, we stop at an exchange and we found shitter narnia. Four shitters with no line.

by Thrasherff August 25, 2018