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that shit will fuck you up

when something is so dangerous or strong it will mess you up if you try
Jim - Quit looking at the Fireball that shit will fuck you up.
by ö~ö June 18, 2024
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Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
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Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch
by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022
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poopy fuck shit

something you say when you want to have sex.
Gf: "babe, can we please have sex?"
Bf: "poopy fuck shit!!!"
Gf: "oh hell yea!!! cmere..."
by boobbiter December 2, 2023
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shit fuck

Dan: “ah shit fuck I impregnated my sister.”
by littlepeeweedick November 29, 2019
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Shit fuck whore

A thing shailyn /i says/say when she gets hurt or drops her phone or something
by Darthvaderkitty007 November 28, 2018
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Shit Fucking Holy

When something already is, or is becoming, so much better than imagined, then it be gettin fuckin holy
Guy With Donuts: “Guys, it’s Friday!”
His Bro: “Finally, shit fucking holy!”
by FrankieFox0714 March 8, 2019
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