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Tequila Shine Box

A drink mainly drank on the West coast of Ireland. It must contain exactly 2 shots of Vodka, 1 shot of Tequila and an indeterminate amount of an orange flavored drink.

Failure by the bar person to make it correctly requires you to throw it back at them while hurling abuse until you are ejected from the establishment.
Mad Mike: "Can I have two Tequila Shine Boxes."
Bar Man: "Whats that?"
Mad Mike: "If ya don't know that ya can go home and get you f*#king shine box."
by Moe Balls April 3, 2007
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Polish Tire Shine

While fucking doggy-style, spit on her asshole, pull out and smear it with your cock.
Nothing turns your mom on quite like a Polish Tire Shine.
by Zombie_Bonfire November 11, 2009
mugGet the Polish Tire Shinemug.

rise and shine

the way kylie jenner wakes up her (already awake) daughter, stormi.
kylie: okay i’m gonna go wake up stormi now.

kylie: *opens door and turns lights on*
stormi: *is already wide awake and standing up*
kylie: rise and shine
by stinky shrek October 17, 2019
mugGet the rise and shinemug.

Bullings and Shines

"Did you get any Bullings and Shines Harry?"
" Send me yo Bullings and Shines Alecia"
mugGet the Bullings and Shinesmug.

Bust Me A Shine

Blackman jive talk, to ask a girl for a blowjob.
Hey gal where ya going? Get back here and bust me a shine
by kent brockman May 15, 2013
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Jamaican Rump Shine

Dragging a set of hairy testicles on someone's ass whilst listening to reggae.
Lauren: "Do you have any Ben Gay?"
Katie: "Why?"
Lauren: "Ben gave me a Jamaican rump shine last night and his ball hair gave me rug burn"
Katie: "Oh snap!"
Lauren: "Yeah mon!"
by chogglepants007 May 22, 2009
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Toledo Shoe-shine

The act of smearing shit on the inside top of a shoe or sandal.
Hey, what's that brown stuff on the top of your foot?
Oh, I got a Toledo Shoe-shine today.
by T-rav7 February 4, 2010
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