Shaft Shielding

When a projectile on course for collision with your testicles is blocked by your dangling member. This act is often considered a miracle due to the immense pain that would be inflicted had your hanging man-hood not blocked the impact.

"wow i thought i was in for a world of hurt there! Lucky i got shaft shielding or id probably be on the floor crying right now!"

by JLavelle August 16, 2017

Gavin Shields

A faggot.

Me: You see Gavin Shields over there?
Friend: Oh yeah that faggot.
Me: Yeah well he may be a faggot but I wouldn't mind tryin' some of that Gavussy.

by FrankussySlayer9000 March 12, 2022

Pulling A Shields

The act of doing something dumb and laughing annoyingly afterwords.

"Dude check this out!" *does something stupid and laughs annoyingly*
"Quit pulling a shields"

by SD&JV April 10, 2009

Sheldyn

A beautiful girl with a kind heart and an extreme love for orphans. She is loved by many and is considered the Diana of her time. She has a beautiful smile with crystal teeth. She is an inspiration

Person 1: damn did you see Sheldyn last night?
Person 2: yeah she's a babe

by Shelzies19 August 16, 2017

sheldon_supremacy

They’re literally so funny and nice

sheldon_supremacy Is one of my favorite mutuals

by Im(inthefbi)totallyanonymous 🔪 July 6, 2021

shields skatepark

One of the best skateparks in New Jersey

me-yo man we goin to shields tomorow wanna come
dude 1- im up for it
dude2- i cant go to shields skatepark i gotta do homework
me- retard
dude1- u suck

by skateboarder November 13, 2005

Sheldricked

The process of getting intoxicated to the point of blacking out and giving all your money to homeless people.

Man, I got so Sheldricked last night and woke up with no money in my wallet.

by ughhh123 August 7, 2010