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Shimmy Shank

Messing around. Joking around. In great dis-belief, craziness.
That boy is a Shimmy Shank.
Stop Shimmy Shankin' around!
You have got to be Shimmy Shankin' me!
by Dave25 September 23, 2009
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boo shank

A celebraory term used when a person is particularly delighted at the out come of an event
Johnny you see the result it was proper boo shank
by I J Moore October 30, 2007
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Laser Shank

To shank someone with a laser related device. i.e. Light Saber, Laser Pointer, Star Wars Light-Up Spoon, Wii Remote.
"How did he die?" "He beat his friend at Wii Sports, so his friend Laser Shanked him with the WiiMote.
by Sonia Belmont July 6, 2008
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prison shank

a handmade weapon made out of the only stuff you recieve in prison, sharpened to perfection. essentially made out of toothbrushes and spoons.
When we was rioting in the joint and the pigs came to stop us, I busted out my prison shank and killed those mo' fuckin 5-0's
by matkl September 16, 2006
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Gum Shank

When someone asks you for a piece of gum, and you hit them in the face with it. Then and only then, can they consume said piece of gum.
Someone: "Hey can I have a piece of gum?" You: (Throw Gum) "GUM SHANK!!!!!!"
by Gum shanker April 24, 2009
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Hobo Shank

A hobo shank is the act in which a person (usually a drunk hobo) straightens their hand so that their fingers are tightly knit together and pointing straight out and then hand shanks someone.

The Shanker shanks the female with their hand in between the breast and shoulder blade, directly underneath the arm-pit. This renders the female paralyzed with pain (similar to the inhumane and forbidden sacking of a male) and then succumbs to the Shankee for a night of blissful love making in the alleyway.

In modern culture, the hobo shank relates to a immature feud between couples or friends in which a "hobo shank" threat is issued to a female, such as a blow to the testicles would be administered to the male.
"Chris you whore! Who is this b**** texting you a booty call?!?"

"Woman, i'm trying to drive the vehicle! Now stop messing around or else i'll hobo shank you!"
by Pat6290 May 18, 2009
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Meat Shank

Noun:
An alternative term for an erect penis.

Verb:
To place ones penis in ones vagina

Meat=Slang for penis
Shank=Object used for stabbing
Look at the size of my meat shank!

I'm goin to meat shank that bitch.
by Vin June 1, 2004
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