Session Beer

A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.

Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?

by Vanlifebloke July 13, 2018

Depression Session

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up

Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.

by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021

Paul harwood session

A flat surfing session

Today i went to a paul harwood session

by LCYT April 18, 2018

body session

a session of bodies

“i wanted to have a body session with rod but the lebanese wouldn’t let me”

by elizar yakob ben schlomo October 23, 2018

Rockin' A Jam Session

When you jack-off you're just rockin' a fuggin' jam sesh bro!!!

Kid: Hey man, what are you gonna do later?
Bro: I'm just gonna creep on some bitch's facebook pics and rockin' a jam session.
Kid: Tight. Samesies.

by jam time November 28, 2009

session

a beatdown in order to get wanted information

i had one hell of a session in there. they beat it all out of me.
the beatdown was to much to bear.

by axman August 30, 2010

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025