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off screen ninja

A ninja that shoots arrows at you from off the screen. He uses magic not chakra and apparently has the ability to do a hadouken.
NL: Hey who are you
OSN: I'm the off screen ninja, i shoot at you from off the screen.
NL: How do you do that?
OSN: With magic!
NL:I thought ninjas used chakra
OSN: Hadouken***
by MrFeeney July 23, 2009
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blue screen of death

BSOD, a point in time (almost hourly) where windows finds an error in a patch of memory. "reference error at x0fffffx0ff112" the number jibberish is in hex, like you could find that specific memory point anyway.
I was sitting enjoying my kiddie porn, when suddenly my web page wouldnt load! i clicked furiously on the link, but to my dismay a blue screen popped up and...

(he said no more the awe of the BSOD had him switch to linux immediatly)
by ViRuS September 6, 2003
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fuck you screen

the "privacy" screen that people put on their blackberries so people can not see what they are doing, or writing to people. it is called this because it is just a huge fuck you to the other people around you.
Greg: Yo what're you saying to that girl? Oh right I can't see because you have a fuck you screen on. Asshole.
by marieguana August 14, 2010
mugGet the fuck you screenmug.

lost at the select screen

1. Choosing low tier characters

2. Choosing the wrong groove

3. Choosing any of the OTHER 48 characters in MvC2
"LOL SERVBOT?? LOST AT SELECT SCREEN!!"

"Dude you are gonna get so reamed, you basically lost at the select screen."

"S groove?"
by Tweakumz July 8, 2003
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The red screen of death

The most infamous error screen, It appears in ps2 When you insert a scratched disc
Kid: I found an old disc it looks cool
*Inserts disc into ps2*
*the red screen of death shows up*
Kid: MOMMY!!!
by Red Engineer June 18, 2016
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Free Screening Syndrome

The human brain's ability to enjoy a mediocre or worse film way more than it should because said film was screened in advance or for free.
"George said that flick was really good, I thought it sucked."
"Yeah, but he saw it like two years ago when they were testing it. He thinks he's special. Free Screening Syndrome."
by The Fish September 3, 2007
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Screen Snipe

A person who watches you while you scroll through your phone to find out what kind of a person are you.
The boomer on the bus just screen sniped me.
by MrBuzz January 28, 2020
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