stoned

So fucked up it's funny.

laying down and passing out in the middle of a school dance...

by Rachel January 17, 2004

stoned up

To get the balls to do something. To gain courage.

He finally stoned up and told the bitch to get the fuck out!

by Mike Fr March 22, 2007

Stoned

is when the body refuses to listen to the brain. Confusion ensues.

is what I am when I lose my train-of-thought mid sentence and then we play the " Reverse Psychologist , see you don't remember either " game. They usually remember within 2-20 minutes. If we eventually forget about it, it will jump into my head up to 48 hrs later and I will continue right on with my, uh, uh. What were we talkin about ???
Sorry, stoned....

by dman5 November 20, 2009

stonedpoopyphobia

phobia of taking a poop while under the influence of marijuana.

People are now getting stonedpoopyphobia because sometimes when they smoke they poop and puke everywhere.

by lindseylivesinnarnia October 17, 2012

Sconced

When one is totally wasted on alcohol and/or drugs at a hotel, and walks right into a wall mounted light fixture (sconce) in the hallway. Knocking oneself out.

He got a hotel room, drank the whole mini bar, and then sconced himself on the way to the elevator

by Smarty Marty NOLA July 25, 2017

Scoped

(skōpd)

v.

1. The act of getting hit in the ocular socket by a rifle or crossbow scope.

Man, Tonia totally scoped herself with that crossbow today!

by Richard Forbes August 11, 2018

Stoneder

More high or more higher , the highest high

You need to be more stoneder to do that! I like when you were more stoneder...Thursday I was more "stoneder "then last night when this happens.

by C.W.breed October 6, 2018