Sack of Santas

Collective term for a group of Santa Clauses, usually moving in a pack

"During today's Santa Run, be on the lookout for a Sack of Santas roaming the city."

by Reindeer Hunter February 07, 2013

Toilet Santa

A person who repeatedly gives bad or cheap gifts on Christmas.

Another chia pet? Aunt Martha is a real toilet Santa.

by Cthuloo December 23, 2017

santa sanchez

This is a play off the "Dirty Sanchez". In this the man ejaculates specifically on the female's upper lip.
This is closely related to the "Pearl Necklace".

This was first documented on Loveline by Dr Drew Pinsky on September 10th, 2007

"He came on my upper lip, he gave me a santa sanchez"

by santalistener September 11, 2007

golden santa

Peeing and cuming into a girl at the same time.

"I got a golden santa yesterday, Stacy!"

by Karkels January 01, 2016

santa marta

Mexico uses this word to describe marijuana

Got any Santa Marta

by Truth1919 March 14, 2016

Santa Claus

The morbidly obese man that breaks into houses every year on December 24th and eats all of the food in your house. If you ever see him in your house, run. Santa Claus will give out presents to kids that he finds attractive and the ugly ones get coal. The presents usually have trackers in them as he handmade them with his children slaves that he kidnapped, also known as “elves”
Sometimes you may find some very small elves in your house. Dispose of them immediately because they have cameras in them. Santa isn’t your friend. He’s a child predator.

*kid wakes up*
oh my goodness it’s santa claus and he is in my room
santa claus: ho ho ho get in my fabric sack
kid: *climbs into fabric sack*
santa claus: hahaha now you are my elf
kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*the kid was forced to make toys until the end of time*

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023

Santa Claus

Most Known as *Hitler from Christmas* Santa Claus is a big fat dick elder, that sometimes acts kinda pedophile by eating his elf´s ass and pussy.

ELF - Heyooooo!!!! IT IS SANTA CLAUS EAT MY ASS SWOOOOWOOOO OUUWEEEEE.^
Santa - NEIN, GEHT AUF DIR BITCH!!!

by Santa claus pedophile??? nein December 27, 2021