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sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.
The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.
by JDirty September 27, 2013
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Whack Sack

Common name for "testicular akathisia"--also commonly known as "jimmy nuts": an uncontrolable urge to persistently shift, manipulate, or joggle one's testicles.
"Yo--he got he the Whack Sack serious. Dude plays with his nuts all day."
by Even Cleaveland January 3, 2007
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sack inch

A cock so small it appears to dwell within the scrotum.
Now that you are sexually active let's go to the store and load up on fingercots for your sack inch so you don't contract a disease from your notoriously sexually active girlfriend.
by Sean M. Lennon March 11, 2006
mugGet the sack inchmug.

Apple sack

He has a big apple sack.
John was punched in the apple sack twice.
by Nik Gonzales May 23, 2006
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Sack Hand

The act of rubbing your own hand around your sweaty ball-sack, then shaking someone else's hand with the aforementioned hand smothered in bollock sweat.
Tom: Hey, how was talking to Harry?

Dick: OK, I gave him the old Sack Hand'.

Tom: Hahaha.
by The Sack Hander General June 29, 2011
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sack clap

The act of violently moving the pelvic area in a thrusting motion inorder to clap the scrotum against the gluteal wall. It bears a strong resemblance to a clap with the hands.
by The Dude. December 9, 2008
mugGet the sack clapmug.

old sack

A person who is quite old and complains all the time about everything.
Shut Up Ronnie you old sack of horse shit.
by daveboss March 15, 2010
mugGet the old sackmug.

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