to rub asses

A term used to define a situation where you are forced to be around and interact with a person that you don't like.

"Im going to my parents house for Thanksgiving; and I'm going to have to run asses with my brother-in-law."

"I'm going to work to rub asses with my idiot boss!"

"God I hate Tom. But I'm not missing Craig's party, so I will rub asses with him all night if I have to."

by Dustin Mousley November 27, 2007

vubble rub

When u twerk on a piece of shit

Wtf are you doing?! Vubble Rubbing?!

by Krystal Sythe October 21, 2015

Squirrel rub

When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head

After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.

by Wild Wes November 17, 2011

rod rub

to have your cock rubbed by the hand or foot of someone besides yourself to the point of orgasm.

Carlos- Suzie gave me an amazing rod rub when we were watching the movie in history!
Marc- No way! Me too! I'm gonna bitch slap that cunt.

by DaRoggit May 04, 2008

Pitt Rub

Essentially, just Deoderant.

Man, my Pitts are kicking, can you throw me my Pitt Rub.

by SuzyBeth January 29, 2019

rub dawg

Another word for condom

Person 1: Hey man you got any rub dawgs i can borrow, i have a guarantee lined up for tonight.

Person 2: Ya sure i got a couple extra, just hit me back when you get your next pack.

by Nic McLaren March 12, 2007

rub stamps

To masturbate,beat off, and/or to jerk someone else off.

"Man, i stayed up late last night rubbing stamps."
"I'm gonna go home and rub stamps."
"Monica can really rub stamps well!"

by J.W.P August 31, 2006