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Where 5 year olds get there first boner and spoiled brats are fucking everywhere
girl: Abc to have s^x Bi3hes

boy: ABC!
girl: Oki daddy ;) meet at my place we can have hardcore s^x

*few mins later*

girl: Uhhhhmm AHHHHHH YES MOREEE DADDDYYY

**years fucking later**

*dis is irl*

boy: babe we have finnaly met and have seen eachother wanna have hardcore s^x then we can do it on roblox like we used too

*mins later*

Girl: UHHH AHHHHH OOOHOHOHOOHOHO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

boy saying dis in roblox: *sticks dizz up her p-----*

girl: gets preganatnntnntnnt
mMmMMmM LETS DO IT AGAIN BUT IRL
A game where you can build a game and also you can play other people's games! Build your avatar by using Robux and also use Robux to buy in-game passes.
ROBLOX by epicpoope September 13, 2020
DA BEST GAME IN DA HISTORY OF LIFE BETTER THAN THE PHRASE EGG FRIED RICE!!!
Roblox is rice
Roblox by Egg Fried Rice February 1, 2017
1. The perfect mix of autism and 12 year olds.

2. The alternative to doing drugs or talking to girls
Person 1- Hows it going today?
Person 2- Terrible. I accidentally played roblox this morning and I almost caught cancer
Roblox by DjWhiteKid August 14, 2017
Dating website that’s “free
8 year old: “Hey, wanna date?”
Adult: “Fuck this I’m not playing Roblox
Roblox by _Vehemence_ March 3, 2018
ROBLOX: A fucking shithole game I first played in July 2012 after seeing my older brother play it. Got addicted to ROBLOX and to only realize that you'll encounter idiots threatening to report you just for winning on a sword fight match.
me: gg
Idiot: U IDIOT I WILL REPORT U!
me: lol what did I do?
Idiot: UR A HACKER!
me: no.. I played the game fair and square.
Idiot: NO U DIDNT! HOW DID U FLOAT IN THE AIR WITH THE SWORD?
me: Just double click while jumping?
Idiot: HAHA U'VE BEEN RECORDED AND WILL GO ON UTUBE FOR HACKING! I HOPE U GET BANNED FOREVER ON ROBLOX!
*Idiot has left the game.*
ROBLOX by GreenKid200000 xmas August 12, 2017
People in ROBLOX call people Noobs cuz they get hurt by them and a RAGEEEE comes from them so ugh ROBLOX dont bann me plzzzz
Hai roblox can i have some robux plz
ROBLOX by ¥/\|\||<E3 September 29, 2017