Reshuffle

The act of a man adjusting the way his scrotum and testicles are oriented in order to increase comfort.

"These jeans are tight, I have to reshuffle every other minute!"

by keozen January 2, 2012

Rethickulass

a unbelievably thick woman in all the right places (chest, booty, thighs) and a small waist

Man: Hey man you see her over there?
Man 2: Who?
Man: That rethickulass girl over there.
Man 2: DAAAAAAMN! Hell yeah.

by Mrgoodbar2010 October 19, 2011

Return Investment

Buying an item with the intention of using it briefly, then returning it.

The game is going to be so much better with this awesome sound system. I have to return it tomorrow, though, because I paid for it with rent money. It is just a return investment.

by kittykittyboomboom April 6, 2012

rehua

really quiet

hey rehua

hey

bye

by hubberbubber October 24, 2012

Retundatude

The retund object that prevents u from seeing your toes. ;)

Guy 1: dude!!! Look at that freakin Retundatude!!
Guy 1s dad: u r grounded, u SOB!!

by Liber8or August 20, 2013

return to the closet

A random gay/lesbian starts to hide his/her sexuality because of different reasons, after a change of situation/location, without stopping being gay/lesbian.

Gay A - Where is this sweatie, that Paul?
Gay B - He moved to Atlanta yesterday.
Gay A - Like this?
Gay B - Well, he made a return to the closet.
GAY A -OMG that horrrrribleeeee!!!

by AlbaricoqueBCDE December 8, 2013

Retherford

A Retherford is the action of shoving ones finger or fingers up another's rectum. Usually taken place during or after the event of wrestling. This may also cause student athletes to change schools due to the horrific "bullying" they have been caused.

I had to change schools because I received a retherford after wrestling practice.

Yo I just gave that kid a retherford during my match and I am still a state champ.

by Billy Jean Joe Bob December 26, 2013