Rastaman

He is half-human and half-zombie and he is running senator for the Philippines.
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A Rastaman is a man who is running for a Senate seat to oppose China’s influence in the region. He had already been in the news all over the world for a long time because of his goal to get to stand for elections and to get elected to the Senate.

by Bunnyyeon October 19, 2021

rectal thermometer

A sexual euphemism used by homosexuals in reference to anal sex.

A device inserted into the anus to measure the temperature of the human body.

Example: 1)
Leslie: <lisp> I think I have a fever. </lisp>

Weslie: <lisp> Let's have a look see. I'll whip out my "rectal thermometer". </lisp>

Leslie: <lisp> OHHHHH GOOODIE I was hoping you'd say that!!!!</lisp>


Example:2)
Weslie: <lisp>Ohhhh...I think I have a fever. </lisp>

Leslie: <lisp> ALRIGHT!!! It's my turn to whip out the ‘ol "rectal thermometer". </lisp>

Weslie: <lisp>No, I'm not feeling well; I need the real rectal thermometer! </lisp>

Leslie: <lisp>DAMN!!!! </lisp>

by fagsRgay January 13, 2009

Restartded

A person who is so dumb, they almost restarted their computer because a web page wouldn't load

A: "The website was down for a bit."
B: "Really? I thought it was my internet, I almost restartded my computer!"
A: "What's that? "Restartded"? Is that because you're so dumb that you almost restarted your whole computer?"

by ZedWhore April 14, 2014

restaurant in peace

Saying dedicated to the deceased man who invented autocorrect.

“The man who invented autocorrect just died, restaurant in peace.”

by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021

restaurant back

When your back is as hard a cutting board, from working in a restaurant.

Man! My restaurant back is killing me today. I need to see a chiropractor, or get a new job!

by Restaurant chick November 7, 2021

The Restaurants

Applebees, Grand China Buffet, Chiles, Princess Maria Diner, Blue Swan.
The meeting places for the Gang of Jack S.

When the Gang shows up everyone else gets the fuck out of there.

by Gang of Jack S. April 13, 2004

slash restaurant

A restaurant that contains more than one chain restaurant. An example is KFC/Pizza Hut/Taco Bell. A slash restaurant gets its name from the slashes in between the restaurants' names. A good place to take a large crowd to so that everyone gets what they want without arguing.

We took the gang to the slash restaurant after Thanksgiving so everyone could get what they wanted.

by Marianne Brandon November 24, 2011