Moral relativism

Moral relativism is the philosophy that there are no objective moral standards at any place or any time

Mark:Murder is objectively wrong

John:that's not true sometimes murder is morally justified

Mark:How?!
John: well in my moral relativism nothing is objectively right or wrong.

by The real Jester August 21, 2016

reltney

An erection of such magnitude that it stretches out all the skin in your body, leaving even the skin on your face so drawn and tight that all you can do is utter "help me," which, because of the taut facial skin, sounds like "reltney."

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

highschool relationship

The inability to be apart from your significant other for more than two seconds. Usually involves hordes of sex that the two engaged in the relationship will later find out was absolutely horrible, but at the time they though that's just how it was supposed to be. Both people usually become annoying to their friends and fight about ridiculous things. Topped off, normally, by a pregnancy scare.

Teddy: Hey man, wanna go to the football game?
Jason: Nah, I have to go sit in a room with my girlfriend and have a lot of sex that will be over in one to two minutes, ya know.... because we're in a highschool relationship.
Teddy: I don't like you anymore man, you're a loser.
Jason: But I love her.

(Jason and his girlfriend will break up after two days of being apart, because it's "too hard." Really, they just want to bang someone else.)

by Michael Oberland April 28, 2006

Relationshit

A relationship with a significant other that has gone sour and both parties are too scared and/or lazy to call it quits.

I'm stuck in a crappy relationshit with Jenny.

by Mojo March 1, 2005

sexual release

orgasm; to relieve sexual tension; to feel pleasure from sexual activity;

Frank's fingering gave me some much needed sexual release.

by MJ2dmax November 20, 2013

Love/Hate relationship

A Love/Hate relationship is usually between two people who deep down love each other. Insted of actually expressing their feelings, they bicker. Sometimes they will atomaticly say, "I hate him/her" so no one leads on maybe they do love that person. Also they may say "I don't care" when really they do. Fights are cuased over jelousy, maybing hating the person because their with someone else, but really love the other person. Love/hate relationships are complicated, but in the end they're exciting and intoxating because there is a fine line between love and hate.

Ron and Hermione. They hate each other but end up becoming a couple in, because they have a love/hate relationship.

by IhatehowmuchIloveu July 18, 2011

reloading

an over used pharase in videogames such as left for dead . actually means sticking a new magazine into any firearm pistol,rifle,assault rifle,sub machinegun etc.

me: bang bang I'M OUT !!!!

friend:here take this mag

me:thanks , reloading !

me and my friend just killed alot of zombies

by stg 44 killer September 13, 2010