Ramen

If you're either poor or a college student who lives on campus (or both; as if there's really a difference between the two anyway), Ramen noodles are the perfect meal for three reasons:

1) It usually only costs a few cents

2) You don't need anything more than water and a microwave

3) It's pretty easy to spruce up the noodles by adding in whatever, whether it be pepper, an egg, chopped sausages, hot sauce, etc.

This tuition cost makes me want to jump off a building, but at least I have some tasty Maruchan Ramen

by Overstored Milk March 20, 2023

Porn Ramen

Where in pornos where they completely ignore the food the delivery guy brought and start fucking on it.

Dude did you see how that girl just totally porn ramened that food!

by muddymaker23 August 4, 2018

Ramen with mayo.

Ramen with mayonnaise (or with any other noodles, except the spicy ones) is a very tasty combination between the saucy mayo and the soupy noodles, it's even aprooved by jollow2500. "I can see ramen going well with mayonmaise personally" - jollow2500

I really want ramen with mayo.
Have you ever tried ramen with mayo, it's really good.

by atinsh October 10, 2022

ramen

very nice and genuine person. cares for his friends. very mature and epic

ramen is a cool kid!

by djjdjdjejeje September 21, 2020

deflection ramen

An intricate instant ramen dish made with almost any ingredients for the purpose of waking up your friend just long enough to feed them, and make sure they dont do something stupid.

He was literally passed out drunk trying to fuck that beast until he ate my deflection ramen. He finally ate and came to his senses.

by paccinski July 8, 2020

Ramen

Anime spaghetti.

Guy 1: Man, I could really go for some ramen right now.
Guy 2: You mean anime spaghetti?
Guy 1: ...Get the hell out of my house.

by LLL1673 February 27, 2021

Ramen

An asian food usually eaten by asians or college students. Described as asian spiced spaghetti with soup. Usually served with vegetables and sometimes served with your choce of meat.

Have you ever had the Ramen place down the road?

by JsM_EV June 15, 2018