Quite Rly

Often used as an answer to o rly. It is synonymous with an owl sporting a monocle and a pipe. Other answers to o rly are ya rly and cho rly.

Meant to sound sophisticated, which is an oxymoron based upon its origin.

James: Dude, Pamela Anderson is a total babe!

Chris: o rly?

James: ya rly.

Chris: Quite Rly.

James: Indeed, good friend.

Quite Rly by CaptainKrrris January 29, 2009

Quitfire 

When a manager wants someone to quit but doesn't want to fire them, he gets them to quit by either discussing the negatives of the position with no solution or positives, or he tells them they wont be successful and displays no confidence in their ability to succeed unit they quit.

After Kevin Grissom knocked up his secretary, he wanted to fire her. He knew it was illegal to fire her for that reason, but knew it was necessary. As a solution he explained to her that the negatives of the position far outweighed any positives and that she should think about that. Consequently, she quit, saving KGrissom from the headache of working with her everyday. It was a textbook quitfire right out of management 101.

Quitfire by Cross town chocolate October 22, 2013

quitaviously

quitaviously is a word that can be used in almost any manner, You can use it for saying you dont want to do something or you want to do something

I Was quitaviously Kicking Back

quitaviously by Greg12 April 6, 2020

J’Quita 

J’Quita is an amazing person she’s trustworthy, Loyal, and has a big heart even though J’Quita has a big heart she can blow any moment and if she does that’s on you , J’Quita is a very misunderstood person she puts other people’s feelings before hers and she just doesn’t know what to do with life.. J’Quita loves helping people with things and loves bashing people sometimes .. She Is wonderful and is full of lots of surprises. So therefore get yourself a J’Quita

Person 1: You see J’Quita over there

Person 2: Yep Why?

Person 1 : I don’t understand her

Person 2: She’s a nice person, You’ll like her when you get to know her better .

J’Quita by Juhkewtuh November 21, 2018

spitting is quitting

Swallowing after giving head

Man: Do you swallow?
Woman: Yeah, spitting is quitting!

spitting is quitting by Meowmixx January 1, 2014

It’s really quite something 

It’s really quite something: is the ONLY thing to say whether you are Sad, Mad, or OVER THE MOON Elated about something. It’s multi function phrase for all generations!

Did you see the moon tonight?, it’s really quite something!!

It’s really quite something by Lipstick Lisa Fusco November 25, 2021

Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm

a term used to describe a musician or band with a shit name

"Ey Danny this Suede tribute act 'Felt' are a proper Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm"

and

Leroy "Do you like the musical stylings by The Game?"
Peter "Whats The Game?"
Leroy "The Game is a rapper"
Peter "A group of rappers?"

Leroy "NO! just a single rapper"
Peter "Thats a rubbish name for a single person it just doesnt sit right in the flow of a sentence"
Leroy "Hmm I am undecided, name me another band that has a rubbish name"
Peter "MECHANICAL BEETLES NEVER QUITE WARM"
Leroy "Touche Peter, Touche"

Mechanical Beetles Never Quite Warm by les misanthrope November 27, 2012