"Now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine...who has as much courage as he has determination, ladies and gentlemen, President Putin!"
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"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.
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Putin' (poo•tin)
1. Intransitive verb or gerund
often vulgar
: to expel air from the vagina after vigorous sexual activity.
Synonyms: queef, pussy fart, vaginal wind
2. Noun
often vulgar : The president of Russia (2012-present); who has no intention of negotiation, but is clearly open to wasting time and lives.
Synonyms: vaginal wind, pussy fart, queef, Trump's Lover
1. Intransitive verb or gerund
often vulgar
: to expel air from the vagina after vigorous sexual activity.
Synonyms: queef, pussy fart, vaginal wind
2. Noun
often vulgar : The president of Russia (2012-present); who has no intention of negotiation, but is clearly open to wasting time and lives.
Synonyms: vaginal wind, pussy fart, queef, Trump's Lover
1. He walked into his lover's bedroom to smell that someone had been PUTIN' around.
2. President Trump immediately calls PUTIN after embarrassing public breakup with billionaire Elon Musk.
2. President Trump immediately calls PUTIN after embarrassing public breakup with billionaire Elon Musk.
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verb. To give an unreasonably long response to a simple question including unnecessary historical information.
- I asked him whether he liked the new Dune movie and he putined me for half an hour about all the Frank Herbert books and characters.
by ruslanbes February 12, 2024
Get the putin mug.To do a Putin, or to pull a Putin is to go on an extremely convoluted tangent, detailing irrelevant backstory when one is presented with a question they do not wish to answer.
Did he admit to eating the cake?
No. He pulled a Putin and told me about the origins of baking for half an hour.
No. He pulled a Putin and told me about the origins of baking for half an hour.
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