putegrain

A headache or migraine obtained from prolonged or excessive use of a computer.

Ive been googling for hours and still can't find what I'm looking for, I think I need some tylenol for this putegrain.

by putegrain August 14, 2012

Putine

A mini prostitute
Comes from the Spanish words puta and prostituta combined together to make one word

"She is a putine!" (a mini putine)
"Yeah that girl, she is a mini pute)

by Vaginal genious March 29, 2015

putin effect

Change destiny with lies.

The putin effect means to disrupt the outcome of a sacred act.

The Trump campaign was defined by the putin effect.

by HostRep January 7, 2017

Putin'd

Fooled by Putin

Oh no! Putin secretly stole my cookie! I have been Putin'd!

by Pink Putin April 28, 2017

Putinkach

This is President Trump's favorite light and flaky dessert.

President Trump enjoys relaxing after dinner with covfefe and putinkach.

by lazy lady June 3, 2017

putinning

The sudden act of going shirtless. Rugged manly shirtlessness.

"Putinning was his only option to impress the likes of the sexy young woman".

by ..T$.. August 14, 2017

Puigdemont

Carles Puigdemont (pronounced: ˈkarɫəs pudʒðəˈmon), is currently in charge of the Generalitat (Catalonia's government), and is seeking illegal independence from Spain (for no apparent reason).

Used as an insult, similar to retarded, or not knowing the consecuences of something (Clue-Brick). Can also be used to insul someone who doesn't care about something but then suffers consecuences.

Question: ¿What do you think about the situation in Catalonia?

Person 1: Dude, I don't understand the question.
Person 2: Just give your opinion on the topic.
Person 1: Yeah, but is that it?
Person 2: *inhales* PUIGDEMONT
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Person 1: *throws rocks at window*
Person 2: Stop. That's the principal's office. He'll suspend you!
Person 1: I don't care.
Principal: *suspends person 1*
Person 2: *inhales* PUIGDEMONT

by SV_15 October 12, 2017