cuddle puddle 

My wife and I are so in love, and in tune with each other that each night we both hold each other in the cuddle puddle after sex.

wet spotg spotfemale ejaculationsleeping in the wet spotcuddle puddle

cuddle puddle by thurstyg March 4, 2010

puddle of mudd 

Nirvana wannabes. But they are kinda kewl though.

"She Fucking Hates Me" resembles Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

puddle of mudd by NukeheaD October 3, 2004

Puddle jumping 

having sex with multiple girls who have squirting orgasms

"Dude I went puddle jumping last night, I didn't even have to shower when I got home!"

Puddle jumping by mooncow67 December 2, 2009

stepped in a puddle of dumbass

an expression used to define a dumb or retarded action.

that boy is so stupid he must have stepped in a puddle of dumbass before he came to work.

stepped in a puddle of dumbass by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Mud Puddle 

The mud puddle is like Dick Frost , but found in the tempuatures more sutible for a penis and feels most like a soggy vagina.

Yesterday afternoon i was driving to my friends house when i saw a pond, i immeditly stopped the car and grew instintly wood knowing a Mud Puddle would be near for fuckin

Mud Puddle by Dike Mink April 8, 2008

stomach puddle 

a puddle of ejaculatory fluid left on one's stomach

I masturbated and when I ejaculated I made a stomach puddle on myself

stomach puddle by chief masta bata x July 22, 2003

Puddle-slut 

A female or who'ra who chases the Puddle of meth in a meth bubble/pipe. Who'ra will preform sexually for whom ever has the ability to give her more drugs so she my create another Puddle to chase.

Look at that Puddle-slut, she was suckin' on Pappi's cock last night so hed fill up the bub.

Puddle-slut by Torkinhoes August 8, 2016