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F*ck Puddle

1)A puddle of fluid created during the act of sex.
2)A very loose and wet woman.
3)A deep puddle of water at a street crossing.
4)A messy situation
1) There was no wet spot, it was a F*ck Puddle.
2) That girl was nothing but a F*ck Puddle
3) A taxi totally splashed me with a F*ck Puddle
4) we used to have something going, now it's turned into a total F*ck Puddle
by Andy Pants July 20, 2008
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Poon Puddle Patty

adj. A female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. This sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.
Thomas- Hey Glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, Gina is such a poon puddle patty
Glenn- Oh thats alright Thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your Space Ghoast Coast to Coast sheets like that.
by nigger nick December 19, 2005
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douche puddle

A term for someone who commits heinous acts of douche-baggery. Basically, a huge douche-bag.

What's worse than a girl that douches? A girl that leaves a puddle of used douche solution on the floor...Douche Puddle.
Jim: Man, Trey got two different girls pregnant last night...
Charles: What a douche puddle...
Jim: Yeah, rampantly douche.
by bri0n January 15, 2008
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The Puddle

Title given to someone who is drunk to the point of being on the floor. The person incoherent and unable to communicate with anyone else. The only way to relinquish the title from ones self is for someone else to be drunk enough to earn the title. That person will then be deemed 'The Puddle'.
Dude, that Bob Reddy was liquid last night. He truly was 'The Puddle'!
by Tank Abbott May 23, 2011
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Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper

A small car usually foreign like a Nissan or Toyota with Pep Boys tinted windows and baby sneakers dangling from the mirror. This vehicle will also be seen sporting chup caps "plastic fake chrome rims " with loud Spanish music pumping from a bad Wal Mart style system and a plastic blessed mother on the dash with some rosary beads ( your all ready going to hell, so no holy stuff in yo ride is going to save you). This vehicle can be found in the following parking lots Wal Mart, KMart, your local welfare office, Ron's crack shack in Hammonton,NJ or any supermarket.
Did you see Jose's new Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper?

It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.
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bum puddle

A relatively small stagnant body of water, usually curbside or near a storm drain, which contains an assortment of garbage and other waste. They are peculiar because they exist despite long periods of little to no rainfall. The word "bum" is attached because these puddles usually have an oily sheen and can contain articles of clothing, used needles, and broken glass.
After hours of dancing and drinking, the two girls decided to make the walk to the car barefoot. Oblivious to their surroundings, they stepped off the curb directly into a bum puddle.
by DJ Molar 5 August 21, 2011
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pants-puddle

having one's pants and underwear around one's ankles. The term is usually associated with acts of mastrabation.
I was jerking it in front of the computer with a pants-puddle around my ankles when my mom walked in, talk about awkward.
by Davidizzlewham October 19, 2007
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