paddington bear

a Peruvian bear with a surprisingly good grasp of English that was found and taken in by an Upper middle class family in London.For some reason carried around a suitcase containing Marmalade sandwiches
These days he would have been banged up under asylum laws and arse raped by a huge Jamaican called Horace. He would have then been re-leased from I.D.C to spend his days working in a McDonalds in the Bedford area

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

pudding

A flaverd gelatinous substance used to pacify children and leprechauns.

Oh, no! Get the pudding,here comes a gang of Leprechauns and children.

by Cheesehead October 23, 2003

pudding hatch

The entrance to your ass

Retrofit the pudding hatch with the boink swatter -Bloodhound Gang

by Retrix July 1, 2009

Penis pudding

Warm pudding like substance which some women find delicious.They say its salty to the taste.

Sara loved gargling with my penis pudding.

by Mossy October 23, 2003

chocolate pudding grenade

a word used to describe the horrific condition of a restroom after someone has explosively deficated and left pieces of fecal matter over various parts of the restroom and toilet

Im not using that restroom its looks like someone threw a chocolate pudding grenade in there

by Patrick M G February 9, 2008

lilly-padding

(v) street slanging for licking a toad to get high. This process was made popular by the show family guy and is also known as frenching the prince and doing kermit.

Guy 1: this party sucks
Guy 2: Yeah let's leave and do some lilly-padding at my place

by BOSOX2007 August 17, 2009

Pudding Weasel

Cavia Porcellus (aka Guinea Pig).

Named after their similarity to a weasel after eating alot of pudding.

My pudding weasel is ever hungry.
Damn! My pudding weasel pissed the bed...

by Porcy Porcellus July 16, 2010