pontoontang

Noun

1. A term used to describe when a woman's IUD or other feminine hygiene product can double as a flotation device.

A police officer at a press conference today said and I quote: "We found the remains of an unidentified, half eaten woman washed up on the shore this morning at approximately 6:15 AM. It appears she used her maxi pad as a sort of pontoontang. Little did she know that she was also chumming the water for sharks in the process."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.

My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.

by Goofytits May 10, 2015

phontaloom

The act of farting in the bathtub and trying to bite the bubbles

Jason E. Was phontalooming in the bathtub last night .

by Jcooterelkins December 16, 2016

Phontalooming

Farting in the bathtub and trying to bite the bubbles

Jason E was phontalooming last night

by Jcooterelkins December 16, 2016

pionte

Means pervert in Korean

Jungkook pionte

by Kimalex July 9, 2017

pont d'amour

the "pont d'amour" is the saliva thread from the mouth of a headgiving person and the tip of the penis from a headbecoming person.

Your mouth is so watering, baby. Look at the pont d'amour, it's beautiful!

by Winkelsen July 20, 2017

Pontificate

To boast oneself in a regurgitating way. To boisterously repeat the same scripted material over and over again denouncing and/or deflecting any ownership or accountability on any given topic other than "The Wall".

"President Trump comes across a bit pretentious when on camera but much more so on a daily basis while he pontificates ALL OVER on Twitter donning a golden pacifier and his sippy cup."

by LadyS67 June 19, 2018