Professional Mummy

A mum who is also working as a professional/career job. Same as a career mom.

She’s not a stay at home mum she’s a professional mummy.

by Sah_2016 May 30, 2020

google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs

My name is Kevin Chen, I am a google professional

by punnytummy October 12, 2018

Professional Bro Chill

A business-friendly way to communicate the need for a client to calm the Eff Down and be patient for the work at hand to be completed.

That dude kept cutting to the front of the line and demanding to see the manager and have his issues resolved NOW so we had to issue a Professional Bro Chill

by johnnyscrobo August 28, 2023

Professional Fishing

If a girl, or group of girls, comment on how they've been "professional fishing", it means they've been masturbating.

"What've you been up to lately, GG?" I ask my friend in amusement.
"Professional fishing." She replies with no hesitation.

by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024

Professional Manager

A manager that doesn't know the job. Just manages.

He doesn't know what you are doing. He is just a professional manager.

by C Clark June 30, 2021

Professional Dumbass

A professional dumbass is a person who does something stupid so well they aren't able to suffer any consequences.

An example of a professional dumbass:
Alix ran into battle without any weapon, once he released he had no weapon he proposed to the general. He is now a married man.

by Time_Roll February 24, 2024

Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link

Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless

by Big left hand November 20, 2020