Procrasturbation

Having the desire to masturbate, but lacking the physical will to do so.

Person 1: Jesus Christ i'm soo horny! I'd jack off but the computer is all the way in the other room!

Person 2: Stop your procrasturbation, put down the blunt and get the fucking vasoline!

by Cowboy Curtis June 19, 2009

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

Procrastination

I'll put up a new word later.

I'll upload this later. Procrastination

by SubMachineFrost January 31, 2016

Procrastination

Simply fucking lazy with no ambition or drive to start and/or finsh goals.

JIM: Why do that today when i can push it off until tomorrow and possibly start the following day?
BOB: You're the procrastination king!
JIM: ??...I'll dignify that comment with a response after i learn what the fuck it means...later on, obviously.

by Hugh Jayniss October 9, 2016

procrastination

Probably what you're doing right now. (I am too.)

The biggest assignment of the course is due tomorrow and I haven't started but I'm doing this right now.

I hate procrastination.

by im procrastinating January 8, 2017

Procrastination

What I'm doing right now

I'm supposed to be putting together a trifold board for a major project that's worth like half my grade, but instead I'm on here making this entry. I haven't even started the board, and it's due tomorrow! Procrastination is key.

by Tammysalad March 20, 2017

Procrastination

Procrastination is when you are healthy mentaly, physically, and emotionally. Have motivation and will power, and are perfectly capable to get your task done. But don't feel like you have to.

I.e. you have an exam or big test in two weeks, you could study for most of that time but don't because the test is two weeks away. So you put of studying until the night before or two days before. Procrastination

by Nadia. August 6, 2018