Prison Wallet

The term for someone's butthole when they are in prison.

You're not supposed to put Tums in your prison wallet, you're supposed to eat them!

by DonnieBaker-StateLaw September 22, 2020

prison margarita

when a man pees in another mans ass-hole puts salt around it and drinks it

do you want a prison margarita

by lexicwolf September 25, 2010

Prison Sausage

Another word for dick. As you most likely guessed....

Prisoner 1: I'm gon give you a prison sausage
Prisoner 2: fuck you
Prisoner 1: mmmmmmmm

by SausageThroat August 31, 2015

Prison-doob

Pri·son·doob (pr-is-in-doob)
-noun

1. A slang term used for a very small, tightly rolled, marijuana cigarette. It is believed that the term has originated from certain incarcerated individuals who used this technique in order to hide the marijuana in either, (a) a tightly spaced area, or (b) somewhere in or on the body. This term is often associated with humor and/or sarcasm, as opposed to the actual act itself.

1. "What the hell kind of joint is this? You rolled a fucking prison-doob, dumbass."

by C Card January 6, 2008

Prison Finger

Prison Finger occurs when you are wiping and a finger penetrates the toilet paper and makes a run for your anus.

I dropped a duce this morning and had a bout of prison finger on the way out.

by Mr. cato February 18, 2009

Spirit Prison

Where some religions believe you will go if you don't lead a prosperous life. It is the Christian equivalent to hell. It's also fun to use in sentences for a replacement for the word hell.

Where in the Spirit Prison did I put my keys?!

by BEJ0124 June 7, 2011

prison stab

Mock clandestine stabbing motion, assumedly what one would use while in prison to wound another inmate.

It seemed like a hug, but really, it was a prison stab.

by jank June 30, 2003