pretzelz no cheese

is another secret phrase for the drug “molly” or MDMA

we will have two pretzelz no cheese

by sissielala December 8, 2020

Pretzel Snake

When your shaft is soft and tangles into a knot like earphones that were shoved into a back pocket. Another case is when the garden hose has a kink in it and makes that hissing sound when you turn on the water.

First thing this morning I went to take a piss, it was a bit of a struggle with my 16 inch pretzel snake.

by 5ft6 April 5, 2021

pretzel day

pretzel day is on april 26, it's also the day we praise to auntie anne's and wetzels like jesus harold christ

Person 1: "it's pretzel day! i heard they have discounts."

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021

Pretzel

Important

Pay attention everyone, this is a pretzel part of the lesson.

by Skyvessel May 19, 2021

preezer

someone who leads another person on, but they have no intentions with them and just want them to like you

“he’s been leading her on for weeks”
“ew what a preezer”

by edible1&2 June 10, 2021

pretzelsoverpeople

the funniest, most georgous person you will ever meet. the best instagram creator you will ever meet

“pretzelsoverpeople is the best”

by olive.girl November 23, 2021

pretzel fight

six men intertwining their penises

hey man, wanna have a pretzel fight with the bros?

sorry bro, no twisting for me I just got circumcised

by slay.xyr December 18, 2021