damp pretzel

When someone likes men

dude did you hear david is a damp pretzel

by wet pretzel April 28, 2022

pretzel pop

when a girl lays with her legs behind her head as the boy penetrates her

"pretzel pop me daddy."

by cowgirl2018 January 21, 2017

cheesy pretzel

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob after sex when she has a yeast infection.

Joe: I can't believe you had sex with her while she had a yeast infection.
Marc: I know, but I totally gave her a cheesy pretzel right after too.

by biggie fries May 10, 2014

chocolate pretzel

this is when one person works their hand into their partners anal cavity (subsequently getting their hand covered in shit), then person one asks their partner if they are hungry. No matter the answer, person one pulls out their shit covered hand and slaps the partner's face

Are you kidding me man? We've been dating for 2 weeks, of course i've given her the ol' chocolate pretzel!

by AGBurton October 3, 2008

Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.

Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there

by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019

black pretzel

The act of breaking a black womans (or mans) legs, and bending them behind their head during intercourse for deeper penetration. Cumming on them afterwards will lead to a Black Salted Pretzel.

My dick was to big for her pussy and his Asshole so I broke their legs and had myself a Black Pretzel

by Hubblegotchu December 1, 2019

philly pretzel

A condition in which you stretch your dong out long enough to wrap it around your balls and either shove the entire “Philly pretzel” into your significant other’s butthole or your own butthole.

“Sex last night was great! I even gave her the ol’ Philly Pretzel and she loved it!”

by Jimbobnutcalamity May 26, 2018