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One Horse Pony 

A misstated version of "one trick pony," used when you gamble with a brain fart and lipshit yourself.
Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony," Biden replied as he made his way offstage.
One Horse Pony by Daniel Favor December 23, 2020
The hole that is formed when a girl puts her hair into a pony tail. The hole is formed near the base of the tail and feels very similarly to a butthole.
Sarah: You wanna feel something weird?
Mike: Yeah sure.
Sarah: *Lifts pony tail up and spreads it apart* Stick your finger in there.
Mike: *Sticks his finger in* Oh my god, that feels just like a butthole.
Sarah: *Writhing in pleasure* Yeah, fuck my pony hole!
pony hole by Tehvio September 1, 2009
Steve McQueen may or may not have been the epitome of a ponyboy, depending on who you ask.
ponyboy by ninjasavant January 14, 2008

nipple pony 

young gaystreamed traditionally attractive clubgoer. works out too much. wears a shocking amount of cologne. has no imagination. almost always white.

(kenty gets all the credit for this term, wherever he may be.)
nipple pony by ste11amaris June 28, 2004

My Little Pony 

An innocent cartoon show about ponies made for a target audience of six-year-olds. Older men between the ages of 12 and 40 will make it in to strange pornography and then jerk off to their self-made porn with no end. These "Bronies" will use the defense " you can't judge it because you have never watched the show" but what they don't realize is we're not hating the show, were horrified at the fucked-up shit you do with it.
Jerry- *Walks in on Tom drawing My Little Pony pornography*
Jerry- WHAT THE FUCK TOM
Tom- You can't judge the show till you watch it fag!
My Little Pony by REG The Sarcastic November 22, 2016

Pony Muffins

Horse poop, usually found on a trail. Usually used in polite company.
Whe we go for walks I have to watch carefully so my dog doesn't eat Pony Muffins.